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Get Reejectted!

Hey everyone, This rejection letter comes courtesy of my 2014 short story and essay collection entitled “Reejecttion”.   You can read and download the book for free right here: https://www.goodreads.com/reader/78743-reejecttion?return_to=%2Fbook%2Fshow%2F22874286-reejecttion Dear Mr. Clausen, I appreciate your recent submission to Laundromat Quarterly, the only literary journal distributed to Laundromats with the needs of Laundromat readers in … Continue reading

Sendai no Yuki

It was Winter 2018. I woke up one morning to find every roof, every road, covered with crispy, crunchy white snow. To a boy from Florida this is truly something remarkable. I remember getting my boots on and trudging through this snow in my wonderful little neighborhood. I took the side street down past the … Continue reading