Feels a Lot Like High School Literary Magazine

Dear Mr. Clausen:


First of all, this rejection letter does not reflect on the quality of your work. I realize that this seems a contradiction given that we are supposed to judge based on quality, but no… this rejection…it’s really more about us than you.


Your manuscript is a great guy, and it’s going to find that lucky literary journal someday. You just need to give it more time. I hope we can still be friends.


Any time you want to talk about your feelings, just give us a call.


Always here for you (even though we don’t want to be intimate with your manuscript),


The Editor

Check out the free ebook — Reejecttion


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